FEAR & LOATHING IN THE LNP

The CBA & the Royal Commission the LNP tried to stop

Written by Max Gross

“Corruption is worse than prostitution. The latter might endanger the morals of an individual, the former invariably endangers the morals of the entire country” – Karl Kraus (April 28, 1874 – June 12, 1936)

“While they promise them liberty, they themselves are the servants of corruption: for of whom a man is overcome, of the same is he brought in bondage” – The Bible

“We have the best government that money can buy” – Mark Twain (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910)

Last year the scandal-riddled Commonwealth Bank of Australia (CBA) was charged with 53,700 breaches of money laundering and counter-terrorism-financing laws worth “around $624.7m”,  according to the Australian Transaction Reports and Analysis Centre (Austrac), the financial intelligence agency.

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Budget 2018: Take No Prisoners!

Peering through the periscope of his hidden Far South Coast bunker, Max Gross, raving reporteur for xenoxnews.com, appraises the state of Australia’s stinking, carcass-strewn political battlefield and makes ready with vomit bags, mops  and hoses. No bandages needed, no prisoners taken!

Written by Max Gross

All you need to know about Federal Trasherer Scoff Morbidscum‘s last ever budget is this: the rich will get richer, the poor get a kick in the guts and spit in the face. Angels will fly from your arse before the LNP does a damned thing to improve the lives of  Untermenschen.  

The Ballad of Peter Dutton*

Written by Max Gross

(*With apologies to George Gershwin and Georges Guetary)

Turnbull’s End Times: Fake Tears & Genuine Fears

Written by Max Gross

The current debacle involving Australian MPs found by the High Court to be dual-citizens and thus law breakers in breach of the Constitution and ineligible to sit in parliament has been as entertaining as it is bewildering.

That the prime minister Malcolm Turnbull jumped up in full torque sanctimony and faux indignation to defend the fraudulent Josh Frydenberg by mentioning the War, the Holocaust, and Josh’s long-suffering refugee mother, was a sign of just how far gone this lame duck PM and dysfunctional, discredited LNP government are.

President Grope

TRUMP’S MOVEMENT EXTRUDES A TURD!

Written by Max Gross

Unbelievably, a multiple bankrupt who all but incited violence against his opponents, a sexist, racist, hateful, shameless liar, has become POTUS: President Donald Trump!

Well, and why not? Australians once elected Tony Abbott PM!

Election 2016 – 8 Daze Later

AUSTRALIANS THE BIGGEST LOSERS!
By Max Gross

Tuesday 12 July 2016

“When you’re forced to listen to cattle singing, you must at least exercise your freedom to choose the one that sings best” – Nicolai Lilin, ‘Siberian Education’, 2009

XenoxNews.com got it right, Murdoch got it wrong, and Turnbull got it wrongest.

And although – eight days after the election – the LIEbrals can claim they have won, Australians generally have lost.

Turnbull Robs and Gropes!

LIEBRAL MENDACITY & BLOCK-WAR DOWNUNDER

Written by Max Gross

“Budget surpluses or deficits are not economic decisions forced upon us by economic ‘facts’. They are political decisions. Decisions around the level of taxation (revenue collection), service provision (government spending), inflation and unemployment are also political decisions – not economic ones” – Kay Rollison, 14 February 2015, Debt and Deficit Duplicity, http://theaimn.com/

“There is a generation, whose teeth are as swords, and their jaw teeth as knives, to devour the poor from off the earth, and the needy from among men” – Proverbs 30:14 

“Poverty is the worst form of violence” – Mahatma Gandhi

A Budget to die for!

AUSTRALIA’S MORAL DEBT & DEFICIT DISASTER

Written by Max Gross

First published in abridged form at Xenox News Wednesday, 4 May, 2016

“The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable” – John Kenneth Galbraith, US (Canadian-born) administrator & economist (1908 – 2006)

I was thinking of analysing the first and last Turnbull government Budget.

Culture War IS Class War!

As another inevitably unfair LIEbral Budget looms, Aussie voters are being told by disdainful, privileged, self-entitled ultra-con politicians to “live within your means” in order to bail out the failing Turnbull/Abbott government

By Max Gross

Turnbull’s ABCC/DD Circus

DESPERATE BUT NOT SERIOUS
Written by Max Gross

The reign of muddling Malcolm Turnbull PM looks set to be more fleeting than even that of the abysmal Tony Abbott.

Watching his pop poll percentage shrinking, this week Turnbull rolled the dice in a desperate attempt to cling to his recently acquired prime ministership.

AmeriKKKan Psycho!

Is the USA about to be trumped? If so, BYO bucket and mop, people!

By Max Gross

Another milestone: the dismantling of Iraq

By Max Gross
First published Oct 18, 2005 – 06:24 PM, xenoxnews.com

While anxious Iraqis vote for a rigged constitution seen by few outside the fortified U.S. Green Zone, Amerikkka’s GWB plans to “cut and run” while “staying the course”, Monstralia’s JWH drives another nail into the coffin of “our way of life”, and Max Gross goes ape-shit

Reading scripture to a donkey

The Editorial Board of Xenox News nervously rattles a stick under the cage of its raving reporter, Max Gross, and unleashes another spray!

AUSTRALIA WALTZING WITH WASHINGTON IN PHONY “WAR-ON-TERROR”

Written by Max Gross

First published July 23, 2009 – 07:14 AM, xenoxnews.com

Between 1939 and 1945 the brave, “democratic” Western alliance fought and defeated Adolf bloody Hitler, his psycho-Nazi racists and Axis allies, losing and reclaiming Europe and the South Pacific in just five, all be it, horrific years of war.

100 DAYS COUNTDOWN!

The Bush legacy: death, taxes and terrorism!

Written by Max Gross
First published Saturday, 11 October 2008 

FIRE SALE! BLUE MURDER! GLOBAL WARMING! EVERYTHING MUST GO!

“The fundamental question I, will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy? I will be, but until I’m the president, it’s going to be hard for me to verify that I think I’ll be more effective.” – George W. Bush, Wayne, Michigan, 28 June 2000

How’s your share portfolio faring? 

Terror Alarmism Down Under

AUSSIE PM ABBOTT HAS A WARGASM

Written by Max Gross

First published Wednesday, 17 September 2014 by xenoxnews.com

As Australia’s prime sinister Tony Abbott releases more flying cows to splatter stunned punters with manure, Xenox News’ raving reporteur Max Gross remains alert but not alarmed

“In our time, political speech and writing are largely the defence of the indefensible” – George Orwell, Politics and the English Language, 1946

“The life of the Iraqi citizen is going to dramatically improve” – George W. Bush, 2003

“Neither Jewish morality nor Jewish tradition can negate the use of terror as a means of battle” – Stern Gang, 1943

Aznar gets the arse! Blair & Bush will get the boot! Will Johnny jump?

US INVASION OF IRAQ FUELS MORE TERROR ATTACKS

Written by Max Gross

First published Tuesday, 16 March 2004

So, the shifty-looking little dweeb with the shonky bum-fluff under his nose loses an election all had expected him to win. And why? Because he fudged fact, sought political mileage in a time of alarm and tried to fool a grieving nation.

All familiar tactics to Australians suffering the bile, bombast and bullshit of PM John Winnie Howard.