Archive for March, 2016

USA FOLLOWS SAUDI REFORM LEAD!

Written by Max Gross

First published Monday, 26 September 2011

Across the Middle East common folk continue to demonstrate their outrage against generations of tyranny imposed by entrenched and unaccountable power cliques supported by U.S. interests. (more…)

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AmeriKKKan Psycho!

Posted: March 17, 2016 in USA
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Is the USA about to be trumped? If so, BYO bucket and mop, people!

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COMMEMORATING THE ATROCITIES OF SEPTEMBER 11… 1973!

Written by Max Gross

First published Wednesday, 11 September 2002 

It was a clear sunny day. People went innocently about their business. Without warning, death plunged from the sky. Screaming aircraft shattered the building, sowing cruel death, injury and horror. (more…)

WE ARE ALL EQUAL IN DEATH

Written by Max Gross
First published Thursday, 11 September 2003 

Let’s commemorate the victims of terrorism. But let’s not cherry-pick among the dead or get fussy with our grief and moral outrage.

It was 30 years ago today, on 11 September 1973, that President Salvador Allende Gossens of Chile was killed in a military coup d’etat supported, aided and abetted by the United States of America. (more…)

Obama’s Diaper Implodes

Posted: March 13, 2016 in Middle East, USA
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TERRORISM! THE U.S. GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING!

Written by Max Gross

First published Monday, 11 August 2014

“There is no military solution to the war in Iraq” – Barack Obama, podcast, Jan. 3, 2007

So Australia’s steamed prime sinister Tony LIAR Abbott reckons cutting someone’s head off is barbaric, but apparently blowing to bits children playing on a Gaza beach is the peak of civilised behaviour, as is raining missiles down on UN refuges, schools, hospitals and homes killing innocent people by the thousand. (more…)

THE HURL THAT WAS HAILED AROUND THE WORLD

Written by Max Gross

First published Monday, 14 September 2009

Max Gross, raving reporter for Xenox News, pauses his DVD of Fahrenheit 9/11 to fire another salvo in the global War on Error

”This is your farewell kiss, you dog. This is from the widows and orphans of Iraq”.

Let those immortal words be the epitaph for the world’s most dangerous idiot, the former U.S. President, war criminal at large and all-round scumbag, George W. Bogus. (more…)

Change? Yes, You C*nt!

Posted: March 11, 2016 in Middle East
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TUNISIA, EGYPT, LIBYA… ISRAEL?

Written by Max Gross

First published Monday, 28 February 2011 

Raving reporter Max Gross accepts an offer from the Xenox News executive committee to reluctantly write another drunken spray. The price? A case of imported Moskovskaya Osobaya vodka. The fishing was good but how could he refuse!

OK then, brothers and sisters, local and global events are hot, harried and horrible, as usual. But honestly Ed, I’d have written something sooner, only I’ve been gagging for weeks now, up-chucking, hurling, technicolour-yawning and chundering in the South Pacific sea.

Blatant, rampant hypocrisy and state-sponsored butchery does that to me. (more…)

Australia’s ANZAC Daze

Posted: March 11, 2016 in Australia
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GALLIPOLI 1915 – 2015

Written by Max Gross

First published Saturday, 25 April 2015

Xenox News’ man-on-the-smut, raving reporter Max Gross, joins the piss parade in Melbourne commemorating the spat between Queen Victoria’s grandchildren King George V, Kaiser Wilhelm II and Tsar Nicholas II (more…)

ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FAIR

Written by Max Gross

First published Monday, 10 September 2012

Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and free;
We’ve golden soil and wealth for toil;
Our home is girt by sea;
Our land abounds in nature’s gifts
Of beauty rich and rare;
In history’s page, let every stage
Advance Australia Fair. (more…)

TRUST ME, SAYS A SCURRILOUS SERIAL LIAR

Written by Max Gross

First published Wednesday, 28 August 2013

Dazed, dumbfounded but undaunted, Max Gross arises from his tomb to confront Australia’s political landscape and confirm the worst.

Dear readers of Xenox News, let’s start with a few quotes:

“All government, indeed every human benefit and enjoyment, every virtue, and every prudent act, is founded on compromise and barter.” – Edmund Burke (1729 – 1797), orator, philosophical writer, political theorist, and British Parliamentarian.

“…if you want to put a price on carbon, why not just do it with a simple tax?” – Tony Abbott, Opposition Leader, July 29 2009, Sky News Interview. (more…)