Archive for the ‘Middle East’ Category

By Max Gross
First published Oct 18, 2005 – 06:24 PM, xenoxnews.com

While anxious Iraqis vote for a rigged constitution seen by few outside the fortified U.S. Green Zone, Amerikkka’s GWB plans to “cut and run” while “staying the course”, Monstralia’s JWH drives another nail into the coffin of “our way of life”, and Max Gross goes ape-shit (more…)

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The Editorial Board of Xenox News nervously rattles a stick under the cage of its raving reporter, Max Gross, and unleashes another spray!

AUSTRALIA WALTZING WITH WASHINGTON IN PHONY “WAR-ON-TERROR”

Written by Max Gross

First published July 23, 2009 – 07:14 AM, xenoxnews.com

Between 1939 and 1945 the brave, “democratic” Western alliance fought and defeated Adolf bloody Hitler, his psycho-Nazi racists and Axis allies, losing and reclaiming Europe and the South Pacific in just five, all be it, horrific years of war. (more…)

AUSSIE PM ABBOTT HAS A WARGASM

Written by Max Gross

First published Wednesday, 17 September 2014 by xenoxnews.com

As Australia’s prime sinister Tony Abbott releases more flying cows to splatter stunned punters with manure, Xenox News’ raving reporteur Max Gross remains alert but not alarmed

“In our time, political speech and writing are largely the defence of the indefensible” – George Orwell, Politics and the English Language, 1946

“The life of the Iraqi citizen is going to dramatically improve” – George W. Bush, 2003

“Neither Jewish morality nor Jewish tradition can negate the use of terror as a means of battle” – Stern Gang, 1943 (more…)

US INVASION OF IRAQ FUELS MORE TERROR ATTACKS

Written by Max Gross

First published Tuesday, 16 March 2004

So, the shifty-looking little dweeb with the shonky bum-fluff under his nose loses an election all had expected him to win. And why? Because he fudged fact, sought political mileage in a time of alarm and tried to fool a grieving nation.

All familiar tactics to Australians suffering the bile, bombast and bullshit of PM John Winnie Howard. (more…)

DIRTY DEED DONE BY THE DEVOUT

Written by Max Gross

First published Monday, 16 November 2015 by http://www.xenoxnews.com/

‘Faith may be defined briefly as the illogical belief in the occurence of the improbable’ – H.L. Mencken
‘What mean and cruel things men do for the love of God’ – Somerset Maugham
‘The Pope! How many divisions does HE have!’ – Josef Stalin
‘It’s very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America’ – George W. Bush, Senegal, July 8 2003
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USA FOLLOWS SAUDI REFORM LEAD!

Written by Max Gross

First published Monday, 26 September 2011

Across the Middle East common folk continue to demonstrate their outrage against generations of tyranny imposed by entrenched and unaccountable power cliques supported by U.S. interests. (more…)

Obama’s Diaper Implodes

Posted: March 13, 2016 in Middle East, USA
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TERRORISM! THE U.S. GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING!

Written by Max Gross

First published Monday, 11 August 2014

“There is no military solution to the war in Iraq” – Barack Obama, podcast, Jan. 3, 2007

So Australia’s steamed prime sinister Tony LIAR Abbott reckons cutting someone’s head off is barbaric, but apparently blowing to bits children playing on a Gaza beach is the peak of civilised behaviour, as is raining missiles down on UN refuges, schools, hospitals and homes killing innocent people by the thousand. (more…)

THE HURL THAT WAS HAILED AROUND THE WORLD

Written by Max Gross

First published Monday, 14 September 2009

Max Gross, raving reporter for Xenox News, pauses his DVD of Fahrenheit 9/11 to fire another salvo in the global War on Error

”This is your farewell kiss, you dog. This is from the widows and orphans of Iraq”.

Let those immortal words be the epitaph for the world’s most dangerous idiot, the former U.S. President, war criminal at large and all-round scumbag, George W. Bogus. (more…)

Change? Yes, You C*nt!

Posted: March 11, 2016 in Middle East
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TUNISIA, EGYPT, LIBYA… ISRAEL?

Written by Max Gross

First published Monday, 28 February 2011 

Raving reporter Max Gross accepts an offer from the Xenox News executive committee to reluctantly write another drunken spray. The price? A case of imported Moskovskaya Osobaya vodka. The fishing was good but how could he refuse!

OK then, brothers and sisters, local and global events are hot, harried and horrible, as usual. But honestly Ed, I’d have written something sooner, only I’ve been gagging for weeks now, up-chucking, hurling, technicolour-yawning and chundering in the South Pacific sea.

Blatant, rampant hypocrisy and state-sponsored butchery does that to me. (more…)