Archive for the ‘Rampant Idiocy’ Category

Australia burns while the government ignores reality

First it was Sydney, then Canberra, now Melbourne is opaque with acrid bushfire smoke, the worst it has ever endured.

Smoke from catastrophic bushfires – mega-fires and firestorms – still burning across north east Gippsland has drifted south and turned suburban air hazardous.

Overnight the EPA rated Melbourne’s air quality the worst in the world. (more…)

Written by Max Gross, Monday 6 January 2020

It is cold here in Melbourne – 15c – overcast, raining intermittently today and yesterday, the first “rain” I have seen in months, but this drizzle will have no effect on the catastrophic bushfires that have been burning since September and exploded on NYE, leaving me marooned, the Princes Highway north of Bairnsdale cut off in numerous places. (more…)

Scorched earth agenda ramps up after LNP scrapes back into government

Written by Max Gross
Saturday 1 June 2019

“That’s a slogan, not a policy” – Anthony Albanese

“Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want too test a man’s character, give him power” – Abraham Lincoln

“He who wins through fraud is not a winner” – Umar ibn al-Khattab (Al-Farooq)

“Aussies are happy in their materialistic world as long as water is coming out of the tap and nothing bad lands on their doorstep” – Sue C. (more…)

Peering through the periscope of his hidden Far South Coast bunker, Max Gross, raving reporteur for xenoxnews.com, appraises the state of Australia’s stinking, carcass-strewn political battlefield and makes ready with vomit bags, mops  and hoses. No bandages needed, no prisoners taken!

Written by Max Gross

All you need to know about Federal Trasherer Scoff Morbidscum‘s last ever budget is this: the rich will get richer, the poor get a kick in the guts and spit in the face. Angels will fly from your arse before the LNP does a damned thing to improve the lives of  Untermenschen.   (more…)

By Max Gross
First published Oct 18, 2005 – 06:24 PM, xenoxnews.com

While anxious Iraqis vote for a rigged constitution seen by few outside the fortified U.S. Green Zone, Amerikkka’s GWB plans to “cut and run” while “staying the course”, Monstralia’s JWH drives another nail into the coffin of “our way of life”, and Max Gross goes ape-shit (more…)

The Editorial Board of Xenox News nervously rattles a stick under the cage of its raving reporter, Max Gross, and unleashes another spray!

AUSTRALIA WALTZING WITH WASHINGTON IN PHONY “WAR-ON-TERROR”

Written by Max Gross

First published July 23, 2009 – 07:14 AM, xenoxnews.com

Between 1939 and 1945 the brave, “democratic” Western alliance fought and defeated Adolf bloody Hitler, his psycho-Nazi racists and Axis allies, losing and reclaiming Europe and the South Pacific in just five, all be it, horrific years of war. (more…)

President Grope

Posted: November 10, 2016 in Election, Politics, Rampant Idiocy, Trump, USA

TRUMP’S MOVEMENT EXTRUDES A TURD!

Written by Max Gross

Unbelievably, a multiple bankrupt who all but incited violence against his opponents, a sexist, racist, hateful, shameless liar, has become POTUS: President Donald Trump!

Well, and why not? Australians once elected Tony Abbott PM! (more…)

The Bush legacy: death, taxes and terrorism!

Written by Max Gross
First published Saturday, 11 October 2008 

FIRE SALE! BLUE MURDER! GLOBAL WARMING! EVERYTHING MUST GO!

“The fundamental question I, will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy? I will be, but until I’m the president, it’s going to be hard for me to verify that I think I’ll be more effective.” – George W. Bush, Wayne, Michigan, 28 June 2000

How’s your share portfolio faring?  (more…)

AUSSIE PM ABBOTT HAS A WARGASM

Written by Max Gross

First published Wednesday, 17 September 2014 by xenoxnews.com

As Australia’s prime sinister Tony Abbott releases more flying cows to splatter stunned punters with manure, Xenox News’ raving reporteur Max Gross remains alert but not alarmed

“In our time, political speech and writing are largely the defence of the indefensible” – George Orwell, Politics and the English Language, 1946

“The life of the Iraqi citizen is going to dramatically improve” – George W. Bush, 2003

“Neither Jewish morality nor Jewish tradition can negate the use of terror as a means of battle” – Stern Gang, 1943 (more…)

US INVASION OF IRAQ FUELS MORE TERROR ATTACKS

Written by Max Gross

First published Tuesday, 16 March 2004

So, the shifty-looking little dweeb with the shonky bum-fluff under his nose loses an election all had expected him to win. And why? Because he fudged fact, sought political mileage in a time of alarm and tried to fool a grieving nation.

All familiar tactics to Australians suffering the bile, bombast and bullshit of PM John Winnie Howard. (more…)