Posts Tagged ‘2013’

Trust me, says a creepy serial liar!

Written by Max Gross

First published Wednesday, 28 August 2013 http://www.xenoxnews.com/local/3159-2013-federal-election-australia

Dazed, dumbfounded but undaunted, Max Gross rises from his crypt to confront Australia’s blasted political landscape and confirm the worst. (more…)

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TRUST ME, SAYS A SCURRILOUS SERIAL LIAR

Written by Max Gross

First published Wednesday, 28 August 2013

Dazed, dumbfounded but undaunted, Max Gross arises from his tomb to confront Australia’s political landscape and confirm the worst.

Dear readers of Xenox News, let’s start with a few quotes:

“All government, indeed every human benefit and enjoyment, every virtue, and every prudent act, is founded on compromise and barter.” – Edmund Burke (1729 – 1797), orator, philosophical writer, political theorist, and British Parliamentarian.

“…if you want to put a price on carbon, why not just do it with a simple tax?” – Tony Abbott, Opposition Leader, July 29 2009, Sky News Interview. (more…)

Z-Day Oz Election 2013

Posted: March 11, 2016 in Australia
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THE ICE-MAN COMETH

Written by Max Gross

First published Friday, 06 September 2013 

We have entered hideously dark times, where scientific reason is dismissed, common humanity is scoffed at and the bigger the lie, the louder the cheers. Xenox News’ raving reporter Max Gross awaits the book burnings with bated breath.

Body language is a helluva thing. It often speaks volumes. And the amount of sweat pouring down Joe Hockey’s beetroot red face while releasing the Fiberal’s so-called costings spoke louder than his vacuous words. And the look in his eyes! It was the look of a man who desperately hopes his deceit won’t be exposed. (more…)

Federal Election Oz 2013

Posted: March 11, 2016 in Australia
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THE FIBERAL SCAM OF THE CENTURY

Written by Max Gross

First published Monday, 25 February 2013

Max Gross, raving reporter for XENOXONEWS.COM. recently released on his own recogsizance from a State mental ward, accepts the Editor’s offer of a box of Russkaya Standart vodka, a bucket of ice and a cricket bat to assess political decay Down Under

Pass the ammo, take no prisoners, don’t spare the sheeple, do no body counts and fill those flagons! Beds are not the only things burning in Australia. The roof, the roof, the roof…. (more…)