Posts Tagged ‘Abbott’

TWILIGHT OF THE KNOBS

Written by Max Gross

First published Saturday, 27 August 2011

http://www.xenoxnews.com/local/2963-abbott-jones-a-the-convoy-of-crackpots

Not with a bang but a whimper, this week’s so-called Convoy of No Confidence has proved itself as potent a protest against the Gillard minority government as spit on the radiator of a Nullabor road train. (more…)

DIRTY DEED DONE BY THE DEVOUT

Written by Max Gross

First published Monday, 16 November 2015 by http://www.xenoxnews.com/

‘Faith may be defined briefly as the illogical belief in the occurence of the improbable’ – H.L. Mencken
‘What mean and cruel things men do for the love of God’ – Somerset Maugham
‘The Pope! How many divisions does HE have!’ – Josef Stalin
‘It’s very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America’ – George W. Bush, Senegal, July 8 2003
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Trust me, says a creepy serial liar!

Written by Max Gross

First published Wednesday, 28 August 2013 http://www.xenoxnews.com/local/3159-2013-federal-election-australia

Dazed, dumbfounded but undaunted, Max Gross rises from his crypt to confront Australia’s blasted political landscape and confirm the worst. (more…)

AUSTRALIA’S MORAL DEBT & DEFICIT DISASTER

Written by Max Gross

First published in abridged form at Xenox News Wednesday, 4 May, 2016

“The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable” – John Kenneth Galbraith, US (Canadian-born) administrator & economist (1908 – 2006)

I was thinking of analysing the first and last Turnbull government Budget.

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Australia’s ANZAC Daze

Posted: March 11, 2016 in Australia
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GALLIPOLI 1915 – 2015

Written by Max Gross

First published Saturday, 25 April 2015

Xenox News’ man-on-the-smut, raving reporter Max Gross, joins the piss parade in Melbourne commemorating the spat between Queen Victoria’s grandchildren King George V, Kaiser Wilhelm II and Tsar Nicholas II (more…)

TRUST ME, SAYS A SCURRILOUS SERIAL LIAR

Written by Max Gross

First published Wednesday, 28 August 2013

Dazed, dumbfounded but undaunted, Max Gross arises from his tomb to confront Australia’s political landscape and confirm the worst.

Dear readers of Xenox News, let’s start with a few quotes:

“All government, indeed every human benefit and enjoyment, every virtue, and every prudent act, is founded on compromise and barter.” – Edmund Burke (1729 – 1797), orator, philosophical writer, political theorist, and British Parliamentarian.

“…if you want to put a price on carbon, why not just do it with a simple tax?” – Tony Abbott, Opposition Leader, July 29 2009, Sky News Interview. (more…)

Z-Day Oz Election 2013

Posted: March 11, 2016 in Australia
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THE ICE-MAN COMETH

Written by Max Gross

First published Friday, 06 September 2013 

We have entered hideously dark times, where scientific reason is dismissed, common humanity is scoffed at and the bigger the lie, the louder the cheers. Xenox News’ raving reporter Max Gross awaits the book burnings with bated breath.

Body language is a helluva thing. It often speaks volumes. And the amount of sweat pouring down Joe Hockey’s beetroot red face while releasing the Fiberal’s so-called costings spoke louder than his vacuous words. And the look in his eyes! It was the look of a man who desperately hopes his deceit won’t be exposed. (more…)

Federal Election Oz 2013

Posted: March 11, 2016 in Australia
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THE FIBERAL SCAM OF THE CENTURY

Written by Max Gross

First published Monday, 25 February 2013

Max Gross, raving reporter for XENOXONEWS.COM. recently released on his own recogsizance from a State mental ward, accepts the Editor’s offer of a box of Russkaya Standart vodka, a bucket of ice and a cricket bat to assess political decay Down Under

Pass the ammo, take no prisoners, don’t spare the sheeple, do no body counts and fill those flagons! Beds are not the only things burning in Australia. The roof, the roof, the roof…. (more…)

“SHIT HAPPENS” TO MALAYSIA AIRLINES FLIGHT 17

Written by Max Gross

First published Thursday, 31 July 2014

Like an apparition from the fevered dream of a drunken Irish author, Max Gross arises from his mausoleum, fiery-eyed and famished for the blood of charlatans fatted with venality, privilege and delusions of exceptionalism. (more…)

Budget Blowout 2015

Posted: March 10, 2016 in Australia
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SMOKIN’ JOE’S FABULOUS FISCAL FELLATIO!

Written by Max Gross

First published Wednesday, 13 May 2015

Max Gross, raving reporteur for Xenox News analyses the federal treasurer’s second crack at an abacus and tallies Team Abbott’s score card, concluding that whoops there goes another rubbery plan! (more…)