Posts Tagged ‘Hockey’

Trust me, says a creepy serial liar!

Written by Max Gross

First published Wednesday, 28 August 2013 http://www.xenoxnews.com/local/3159-2013-federal-election-australia

Dazed, dumbfounded but undaunted, Max Gross rises from his crypt to confront Australia’s blasted political landscape and confirm the worst. (more…)

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Federal Election Oz 2013

Posted: March 11, 2016 in Australia
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THE FIBERAL SCAM OF THE CENTURY

Written by Max Gross

First published Monday, 25 February 2013

Max Gross, raving reporter for XENOXONEWS.COM. recently released on his own recogsizance from a State mental ward, accepts the Editor’s offer of a box of Russkaya Standart vodka, a bucket of ice and a cricket bat to assess political decay Down Under

Pass the ammo, take no prisoners, don’t spare the sheeple, do no body counts and fill those flagons! Beds are not the only things burning in Australia. The roof, the roof, the roof…. (more…)

Budget Blowout 2015

Posted: March 10, 2016 in Australia
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SMOKIN’ JOE’S FABULOUS FISCAL FELLATIO!

Written by Max Gross

First published Wednesday, 13 May 2015

Max Gross, raving reporteur for Xenox News analyses the federal treasurer’s second crack at an abacus and tallies Team Abbott’s score card, concluding that whoops there goes another rubbery plan! (more…)