Posts Tagged ‘Iraq’

By Max Gross
First published Oct 18, 2005 – 06:24 PM, xenoxnews.com

While anxious Iraqis vote for a rigged constitution seen by few outside the fortified U.S. Green Zone, Amerikkka’s GWB plans to “cut and run” while “staying the course”, Monstralia’s JWH drives another nail into the coffin of “our way of life”, and Max Gross goes ape-shit (more…)

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DIRTY DEED DONE BY THE DEVOUT

Written by Max Gross

First published Monday, 16 November 2015 by http://www.xenoxnews.com/

‘Faith may be defined briefly as the illogical belief in the occurence of the improbable’ – H.L. Mencken
‘What mean and cruel things men do for the love of God’ – Somerset Maugham
‘The Pope! How many divisions does HE have!’ – Josef Stalin
‘It’s very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America’ – George W. Bush, Senegal, July 8 2003
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Obama’s Diaper Implodes

Posted: March 13, 2016 in Middle East, USA
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TERRORISM! THE U.S. GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING!

Written by Max Gross

First published Monday, 11 August 2014

“There is no military solution to the war in Iraq” – Barack Obama, podcast, Jan. 3, 2007

So Australia’s steamed prime sinister Tony LIAR Abbott reckons cutting someone’s head off is barbaric, but apparently blowing to bits children playing on a Gaza beach is the peak of civilised behaviour, as is raining missiles down on UN refuges, schools, hospitals and homes killing innocent people by the thousand. (more…)

THE HURL THAT WAS HAILED AROUND THE WORLD

Written by Max Gross

First published Monday, 14 September 2009

Max Gross, raving reporter for Xenox News, pauses his DVD of Fahrenheit 9/11 to fire another salvo in the global War on Error

”This is your farewell kiss, you dog. This is from the widows and orphans of Iraq”.

Let those immortal words be the epitaph for the world’s most dangerous idiot, the former U.S. President, war criminal at large and all-round scumbag, George W. Bogus. (more…)

Change? Yes, You C*nt!

Posted: March 11, 2016 in Middle East
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TUNISIA, EGYPT, LIBYA… ISRAEL?

Written by Max Gross

First published Monday, 28 February 2011 

Raving reporter Max Gross accepts an offer from the Xenox News executive committee to reluctantly write another drunken spray. The price? A case of imported Moskovskaya Osobaya vodka. The fishing was good but how could he refuse!

OK then, brothers and sisters, local and global events are hot, harried and horrible, as usual. But honestly Ed, I’d have written something sooner, only I’ve been gagging for weeks now, up-chucking, hurling, technicolour-yawning and chundering in the South Pacific sea.

Blatant, rampant hypocrisy and state-sponsored butchery does that to me. (more…)

Australia’s ANZAC Daze

Posted: March 11, 2016 in Australia
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GALLIPOLI 1915 – 2015

Written by Max Gross

First published Saturday, 25 April 2015

Xenox News’ man-on-the-smut, raving reporter Max Gross, joins the piss parade in Melbourne commemorating the spat between Queen Victoria’s grandchildren King George V, Kaiser Wilhelm II and Tsar Nicholas II (more…)

Federal Election Oz 2013

Posted: March 11, 2016 in Australia
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THE FIBERAL SCAM OF THE CENTURY

Written by Max Gross

First published Monday, 25 February 2013

Max Gross, raving reporter for XENOXONEWS.COM. recently released on his own recogsizance from a State mental ward, accepts the Editor’s offer of a box of Russkaya Standart vodka, a bucket of ice and a cricket bat to assess political decay Down Under

Pass the ammo, take no prisoners, don’t spare the sheeple, do no body counts and fill those flagons! Beds are not the only things burning in Australia. The roof, the roof, the roof…. (more…)