President Grope

Posted: November 10, 2016 in Election, Politics, Rampant Idiocy, Trump, USA

TRUMP’S MOVEMENT EXTRUDES A TURD!

Written by Max Gross

Unbelievably, a multiple bankrupt who all but incited violence against his opponents, a sexist, racist, hateful, shameless liar, has become POTUS: President Donald Trump!

Well, and why not? Australians once elected Tony Abbott PM!

Trump’s glassy-eyed opponent, Hilary Clinton – assumed to win by most sane people watching this uniquely American freak show – was laid waste, even though Trump’s own party had pretty much disavowed him for his gobsmacking offensiveness.

Obviously it’s a protest vote against an entrenched, monied and corrupt political class but… Trump??? Trump_fingerIn his victory speech he called his barely coherent campaign a “movement”.

If so, it is a movement that extruded a stinking turd of alarming proportions.

As Trump’s deluded followers celebrate, the rest of the world stands with its collective jaw on the floor.

And if anti-Trumpers are burning effigies of the president-elect, they are merely following Trump’s own dictum that he would only accept the  election result if he won.

dogshitIncredulously, after having run the most divisive, hateful, abusive political campaign in US history, in his victory speech Trump pledged to govern “for all Americans”.

WTF?!?

Does Trump have a rational, civil, responsible twin brother brought out for the occasion?

In any case, by electing what Bob Carr calls a “human Molotov cocktail”, once again Americans have voted against their own best interests.

The world was expecting the first female US president.

Instead it got an aged frat brat in a bad wig who boasted that if you are a star like him you can grab any woman “by the pussy”!

USA! USA! USA!

US President TRAMP!

I mean, really?

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A filthy rich “underdog” with no previous experience whose greatest claim to fame is a reality TV show?

This is the bloke voters think will restore manufacturing jobs in the US Mid-West by starting a trade war with China???

No this is what happens when 15% of the population who didn’t bother voting last time – mostly angry, uneducated white males – put down their Buds and crack pipes and head for the polls!

No wonder we’re all shell-shocked.

Trump is going to make Amerikkka GRATE again!

Time to reinforce the bunker.

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